Captain Titties' Private Yacht

Captain Titties' Private Yaght

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Me: When I was in high school there was this mentally handicapped girl in my art class, and one day the on campus police officer walked in to ask our teacher something and this girl just immediately started saying “I’m going jail? Imma go to jail? Imma go to jail! Imma go to jail!” Not like she was upset or anything, just saying she was going to jail.
Fiancé : That’s crazy
Me: I wonder how she’s doing, I hope she’s doing okay. I’m sure she is, her family was super sweet.
Fiancé: She’s probably in jail

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Oh jesus

I just found Hot Topic’s Marvel section

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I NEED YOU TO BUY ME EVERYTHING ON THIS PAGE”